The truth about girls:

We love Ben and Jerry’s more than you do.
We must go to the bathroom in groups.
We have this thing called feelings; don’t hurt them.
There`s no point in having an ex if you can’t be a bitch to him.
We don’t wake up looking pretty. It takes time and effort.
We need girls nights out.
We hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to hurt us.
It doesn’t matter who dumped who or why. Whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we’re not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
No guy wants to marry a whore. Well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
Never ever ask a girl what she weighs, or imply anything about her weight. Just don’t do it.
Our eyes are located in our heads. Not our chest or butt. So when you’re not looking into our eyes, we know.